This article was written by our Semester 2, 2024 social media intern, Imtinan.
University is filled with people from all walks of life, doing everything from philosophical debates to binge-watching Love Island. But somehow, no matter what you study, it’s inevitable to meet one of these stereotypes. So, get ready for a light-hearted look at 8 university student stereotypes that will make you laugh.
The ‘I work better under pressure’ Procrastinator
They start their essay the night before it’s due, fueled by adrenaline, caffeine and panic. The real miracle? They pass—every time!
The Caffeine Addict
Living on coffee; their blood type is officially ‘dark roast’. They also measure time in caffeine quota not hours and the only thing they fear more than exams is an empty coffee cup.
The International Adventurer
Proudly representing their home country, they always have a cool perspective in class. Also, they’re probably better at navigating the city than you are.
The Library Resident
They live in the Library. Literally. You start to think they might be paying rent for that specific egg chair in Level 2.
The Serial Snoozer
Sets five alarms, ignores all of them. They’re always running into class 15 minutes late with some excuse that starts with, ‘You’ll never guess what happened on my way here…’.
The Netflix Scholar
In theory, they’re attending a tutorial. In reality, they’re on their 17th re-watch of The Office. You might spot them in the back of the room with their laptop out—not for notetaking, but for streaming.
The Laptop Tapper
This person types at the speed of light, and their keyboard sounds like a machine gun. Makes you wonder, ‘Are they taking notes or secretly auditioning for a drumming band?’
The Debate Warrior
Arguing? Loves it! Anything can turn into a heated debate—literally anything. Did you just say that pineapple belongs on pizza? Prepare for a 10-minute monologue, because agreeing to disagree is for quitters.
So, which one are you? Or better yet—how many of these have you been?